Once more unto the Haik-blu, the feature where those connected to Chester FC write poems in the Japanese form of Haiku, a form of poetry where each poem consists of three lines, the first containing five syllables, the second containing seven and the third containing five.
Twitter, thou doth grate
I am a verbose poet
But they knoweth not
Jamie Rainford laments Twitter's character limit for not allowing him to fully express himself
Superb team spirit
Much much better than Chester's
Wait, where is the boss?
Northwich's Kyle Armstrong learns of manager Andy Preece's departure
Hey, remember me?
I don't have gloves anymore
I do not need them
Buy some pitch covers
Don't bother using them though
The Chester FC board explains where thousands of pounds worth of the fans' investment went