Once more unto the Haik-blu, the feature where those connected to Chester FC write poems in the Japanese form of Haiku, a form of poetry where each poem consists of three lines, the first containing five syllables, the second containing seven and the third containing five.
Twitter, thou doth grate
I am a verbose poet
But they knoweth not
Jamie Rainford laments Twitter's character limit for not allowing him to fully express himself
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Superb team spirit
Much much better than Chester's
Wait, where is the boss?
Northwich's Kyle Armstrong learns of manager Andy Preece's departure
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Hey, remember me?
I don't have gloves anymore
I do not need them
Adam Judge
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Buy some pitch covers
Don't bother using them though
Cracking investment
The Chester FC board explains where thousands of pounds worth of the fans' investment went
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100% made up nonsense
2% more reliable a news source than Deva Chat
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