Chester FC take on Tranmere Rovers at the Exacta Stadium later tonight in the Cheshire Senior Cup, even though Tranmere definitely isn't in Cheshire and there's no-one over 65 involved. Except maybe Neil Young. Anyone know how old he is, really?
Following a free weekend, the Blues manager is expected to field a first team side, especially with Guiseley comically losing again at the weekend.
"It's pretty much won now, I reckon," commented Young, 83.
"Must be those pitch covers we inherited from Chester City," he followed up, alluding to Guiseley's habit of making up more stuff about Chester FC than some not-as-popular-as-they-used-to-be blogs that could be mentioned.
The winner of the tie will face Witton Albion, a side most famous for repeated attempts to forge links with the Blues last season.
"I'm sure if we get through to the semi, they'll be offering us their team coach to get us to their ground and cooking some tasty stew for all our fans," confirmed Blues CEO Pet Husky. "Great club, can't do enough for you. They even took Michael Powell of our hands when the refs in this division ran out of yellow cards."
Tranmere are currently in the League One play-offs but are expected to field a fringe side. Chester, meanwhile, will be hamstrung by the fact that many of their fans just aren't interested in the Senior Cup.
"We don't need our footballers distracted by games of football," grumbled Logic Blue, off of the Deva Chats.
The game will be settled by penalties if need be, but Young has confirmed that his players have not been practicing.
"You can't recreate the tension of the Senior Cup in training, so we haven't bothered getting the basic skill and technique down," said the Blue Boss, echoing the brilliaintly sensible mantra of most managers. "I imagine it's the same with open heart surgery or negotiating a hostage situation. No point practicing away from the game, the stakes aren't high enough until it's actually happening. Just go with your gut."