Saturday, 17 September 2011

Free Saturday means fun for all

Chester FC benefit from a rare weekend off today, and The Jestrian can exclusively reveal how a number of the players and officials intend to use their free pass.

John Danby - going on a cruise or something

Michael Powell - quiff maintenance

Jeff Banks - watching reruns of Match of the Day 2, desperately texting Colin Murray, promising him he can change

Robbie Booth - washing his hair

Chris Simm - taking a trip to Gulliver's World

George Horan - catching up with WWE Smackdown, to pick up new tackling tips

Matty McGinn - finding anywhere where he can take a penalty

Greg Stones - rescuing cats from trees

Christian Smith - just bein' cool

Neil Young - still giving his post-match interview from Wednesday night

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