Chester FC benefit from a rare weekend off today, and The Jestrian can exclusively reveal how a number of the players and officials intend to use their free pass.
John Danby - going on a cruise or something
Michael Powell - quiff maintenance
Jeff Banks - watching reruns of Match of the Day 2, desperately texting Colin Murray, promising him he can change
Robbie Booth - washing his hair
Chris Simm - taking a trip to Gulliver's World
George Horan - catching up with WWE Smackdown, to pick up new tackling tips
Matty McGinn - finding anywhere where he can take a penalty
Greg Stones - rescuing cats from trees
Christian Smith - just bein' cool
Neil Young - still giving his post-match interview from Wednesday night
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