The Jestrian has today launched an exciting new initiative for 2012, which is to showcase Businesses 'Backing the Jestrian!' as we continue our journey of success here in a very amateur-looking corner of the internet, and it's a very affordable way for businesses any size to show their support for The Jestrian...
Backing the Jestrian!
Silver Package - £25 plus VAT
- Your company's name deliberately misspelt in a future article
- Our Jestrian Twitter will send a tweet to nearly 230 followers, telling them that you've given us some money. The Tall Peacock will inevitably retweet this to the 20-odd followers that he has these days, for further coverage
- Our Jestrian Facebook page - liked by OVER 50 people - will not mention you, as we only tend to link to new articles on that
- We'll let you look at an article before it goes online one time
Gold Package - £50 plus VAT
The Silver package, plus
- We'll spell your name right, and even mention what you do
- Your company logo will appear at the head of the Jestrian homepage (provided you are willing to change your logo to a badly drawn Jester)
- We won't constantly mention that your competitors provide a far superior service, even if it's true
- I'll buy you a pint of Spitting Feathers
Platinum Package - £100 plus VAT
The Gold Package, plus:
- The name of your company will be mentioned in one of those long, rambling lists we do sometimes
- A News article on ChesterFC.com won't be sponsored by your company
- Elton Welsby
- I'll buy you a pint of something that isn't Spitting Feathers
The Emerald Package - £100,000 minus VAT
The Platinum Package plus
- Your company will sponsor any snipe at the Blue$ Player, ensuring that you are mentioned at least ten times a week
- You get to meet The Jestrian. Maybe. Make it £200,000.
So, to get involved today, contact our media team by sending a letter, by Carrier Pigeon, addressed to "The Jestrian". The pigeons know where to find me.